le blog de princesse

The NOT HAMSAP diary

2011-04-07T13:00:00.000+08:00

Hi everyone,

I apologise for me being missing in action. I am not gone, I am here but I am working out on my new blog. Yes, you heard it right, new blog. Since I travel a lot recently, I plan to create a new travel blog. Hope you guys will like it. Also some complains that they never really 'see' me in this blog, in the new blog, you will see more pictures of me and less craps. And of course for the female readers out there, I will also blog about make up, fashion and bla bla bla...

Oh yeah, do you realized I changed the name from Jennifer's Hamsap Diary to le blog de princesse. Why?Not that I will not blog about 'hamsap' or naughty stuffs anymore, but I just got too many emails and funny messages/comments from funny people. And even some 'funny videos' too. Anyway these will not make me stop blogging about erotic stuffs but I will just move everything into a new blog that talks only dirty! Haha!

So give me some time and I will come back with more interesting stories to tell. Don't forget me and do come back from time to time. I love you all~

XOXO

Leftover women, 剩女

2011-03-10T19:35:00.002+08:00

Came across this while browsing some sites:

Lyrics and English translations:
多情的阳光洒落在你的脸庞
Warm sunshine, shining on your face
看看周围的小伙个个都挺娘
Looking at the young guys all around, every one of them are very girly
女人的渴望就是要有车和房
Having a house and a car is what women long for
嫁对人是最大的愿望
Marrying the right person is the biggest wish
问你有没有车问你有没有房
Asking you if you have a car, asking you if you have a house
我妈妈她也问你存折有几张
My mother will also ask you how much savings you have
假如你没有车假如你也没有房
If you have no car, if you also have no house
赶紧靠边别把路来挡
Hurry move aside and don’t block my way
我也有车我也有房
I also have a car, I also have a house
还有人民币在银行
As well as RMB in the bank
你们要是还没有我强
If you guys aren’t even as capable as me
别吃软饭我不是你的娘
Don’t depend on me, I’m not your mother
你没有车你没有房
You don’t have a car, you don’t have a house
别想把美女泡上床
Don’t expect to get a beauty into bed
装穷哥你不就开个破宝马
Pretending to be poor, you only drive a lousy BMW
别装大款你把我来包养
Don’t pretend you’re a rich guy who can keep me as his mistress
x2
你没有车你没有房
You don’t have a car, you don’t have a house
你还想结婚当新郎
Yet you still want to get married and be a groom
如果你生活都没奔小康
If your life isn’t well off
凭什么我和你去流浪
Why should I accompany you in wandering
你说我现实我承认也无妨
You say I am realistic/practical, that I may as well admit
骂我拜金我也不受伤
You can call me a gold-digger and I won’t feel hurt
男人总得有个男人的模样
A man after all should be like a man
没车没房你别想找新娘
Without a car, without a house, forget about finding a bride

*From ChinaSmack

This video has been viewed for more than 1.5 million times within 2 days. This video features a lot of 'leftover women' (剩女, shèngnǚ) singing the song "No Car No House." I know the English is bad right? Well, it is direct translation, so please accept.

But is 'leftover women'?
In 1997, this phase became an official Chinese word that refer to women in their 30s - 40s (normally post-70s) who have higher incomes but still unmarried. They left unmarried not because they are fat or ugly, trust me from what you see in the video, they are all well-groomed and good looking. Just that when they are already financially doing well, they tend to have higher expectations on their potential partners.

Over the 1.5 million views, it has accumulated an equal amount of comments from the opposite (unsatisfied) gender.Most of the guys think that these girls are materialistic and a little childish. According to them they are just 'being too funny' and will be single for the rest of their life. Some say these ladies look ugly and like dinosaurs that they mistook themselves into some Jurassic Park site Some say they are gold-diggers. Some say they are unrealistic and some say they would never marry such women. Some even worse that say if they are rich, they will only look at the 17-18 girls and not these bunch of 30s.

However to me I think these are what the ~~useless~~ men say to make themselves feel better, just like why the fox says about the sour grape. I agree that not all the women in the video is good looking and some even have funny voices, but most of them look well-groomed, educated and pretty. Men, put yourself in their shoes and think. If you have a great job, earn well and educated, would you want poor wife? In your case of course you will because men are ego animals. But put yourself in a woman's shoe. A hunter and a gatherer, man is normally the hunter and woman is the gatherer. Since stone age, men are meant to hunt and protect the family while women just gather and take care of the family. So why when in this new era, everything seems different? These women already have everything and all they want is just a man who can provide and take care of them.

Ok, I hear you man.
You may think that in this new era, men and women are equal, so why should we be bound to the tradition? Yes, it is true that men and women are equal. But think this way, if you are already doing well and happy being single, would you want to get someone who is not so doing well and share your portion? As a man you may feel proud of buying you partner a Gucci bag, treating her an extravagant meal or even a trip to Paris. But in opposite, would you like a woman to buy you your Lacoste shoe, buying you a golf set, paying from her wallet after a romantic French dinner while the waiter staring at you with a sarcastic sight? I am sure you wouldn't. As I said, men are ego. But if you say you wouldn't mind, then you have a problem. You are not even self-motivated or have any initiative to 'change/grow' and if I am your parent, I will feel embarrass to have son like you.

I understand that everyone may has different view in life. Some are more materialistic while others are more down-to-earth. I am not asking you to be materialistic here, I am not, don't misunderstood me. In my opinion, I just feel that everyone on earth, men or women should take his or her own initiative to be better in life. Yes, we should feel satisfy with what we have, but what about you still have noting yet? These ladies in the video did not ask for anything but just house and car, the most basic in today's society. You need a house to live in and do you want your wife to stay with you by the street side? And we all know that we do need a car to move around, another basic need in today's society. And you calling these ladies unrealistic for asking a man to have what they already own? I understand how they feel. They may be a little too greedy or materialistic or even you may call them selfish. But you heard them saying they already have car, house and even savings in bank, do you think they will want to be poor, walk not drive, stay by road side just to be with you? Or maybe sell of everything and use up all the saving to live with you? She pays for the wedding, house and car, would you want that?

You may think I am one of them too. Love should be everything NOT being materialistic, again I repeat they are not materialistic but they are being too realistic. You really think you will be full from not eating but love? But what do you think you have that you could made these ladies to love you? No initiative, no motivation but blaming and whining about the 'sour grape.' Worth a second to think about right?

Where had I been?

2011-02-28T09:13:00.019+08:00

It's been some time since I last blog. I admit that I am the laziest blogger or person ever when it comes to updating blog. I received many emails and comments from you guys (muackss my readers) that keep on nudging me to post more on my blog. And the worst of all is I may not reply everyone's email. SORRY!

Erm, back to this post. Remember I packed all my stuffs and leaving for Christmas and New Year holidays?
So where the heck had I been to?

Well... I had been to a few countries. Since my trip started on 23rd December, obviously my first trip is related to Christmas. Hence, my first stop was the infamous Weihnachtsmarkt (Christmas Market) in Germany!

Weihnachtsmarkt in Karlsruhe

(notice the people ice-skating behind me?)

After 14 hours flight, the first thing I did at the Christmas Market at -3 Celcius was...

to grab a cup of Glühwein (mulled wine)

Glühwein, a type of sweetened red wine, combined in spices and served warm. Having a cup of Glühwein at the outdoor during minus degree of Winter is heaven! The feeling is indescribable or [enter happy word that you like here]

yum yum yum

Although the Glühwein is able to warm my body up but exposing myself to the minus degree winter is like killing me. The drastic change of 40 degree compare to my tropical country is not something that I can adjust to. Hence you see me...

Rummage, rummage, rummage..

NO! I didn't mess up the store as it was already that way when I was there. Well, that's how those stores look like during crazy Christmas sale. Oh yeah, I was there to purchase a thicker coat as my Mango white trench doesn't seem to be doing a good job for winter, so I renamed it into autumn/spring coat. LOL

me in new coat

me with Lutz's brother and his friend ^^

Ok, I know I know. You don't want to see my chubby face anymore. All you want to see is how Christmas Market look like right?

Here you go...

booth that sell knitted stuff

accessories

decorative items

Xmas ornaments

oh candies! yum yum

soft toys - doggies

booth that sells...erm I forgot

my fav - all girlish stuff from bath bomb to aroma therapy oil

and even Siamese Buddha statue...wtf

Funnily, these Buddha or Siamese Buddha statues are quite famous in Germany as I see some booths selling only Buddha statues and Buddhist related stuff such as those praying beads, monk figurines, etc

looks like cupcake? But actually is bath bomb, I did bought a few there

And of course when you go to Christmas Market, you must remember to mum mum there. We had some chili con carne, delicious or not?
Kindly refer to the photo below..

aaammm... even Lutz knows how to camwhore now..

No, this is not the end yet, I mean how can I visit a Christmas Market without snow right or not? However on the day before I arrived there was some rain that melt and flush all the snow away. So, no more snow =(

But later Lutz brought me to another Christmas Market in between Black Forest and Karlsruhe town. (Don't ask me the name, I am bad in geography)

This Christmas Market is all in white and super duper cold, imagine minus 10 celcius. One minute outside is like killing me already. The feeling was you splash yourself with icy water, then walk naked into a fridge, yeah that's right, enough to kill you!

I risked my life for all these pictures for you.

Nice?

Erm need to stop a while to warm myself up.

Glühwein booth!

I didn't stay long at the place, barely one hour as we were too cold. Shaking...

So we decided to leave.

Pictures of Lutzi's mum and I at the entrance of the Christmas Market

Some of the pictures that I took while waiting for our train

definitely not something that you will see in our forever 35C tropical country

Lutz and his mum

both are 'blau' which means blue or drunk in German

Till then, I will come up with more winter pictures soon =)

Goodbye Lutzi~

2011-02-07T02:38:00.000+08:00

You are right, airport is a bipolar place. A place which gives you happiness and sadness just like the hospital. You are always thrilled when you go to the arrival hall, waiting for your love one to walk out from the terminal and of course you feels that the time pass so slow that every seconds waiting at outside the arrival gate is like weeks for you.You just hope that the person you are waiting will appear in front of you immediately after a long time of not seeing each other.

But at the same time you always wish that the time pass slower when you are sending someone off at the departure gate. You always feel that the time fly so fast that you wish the time just stop so that you will never need to bid goodbye to the person you sent off. You feel so sad that you do not know when you will see that person again, or at least you knew that you will need to wait for some time before you see him/her again.

Today, I went to this bipolar place to bid goodbye to my love one after having each other 24/7 for about six weeks. And this time we will need to wait for about three months before we could see each other again.
I am so sad but somehow every time when my tears started to fill up my eyes, they dry up and I smile, because I know after this three months, we will be together again.

And we will be together again.
We can have our every meal together. Watch Shin Chan and other movies together. Swim together. Play pool and bowling together. Go 'coffeeshop' together. Sleeping next to each other and waking up next to each other everyday. Shopping together. Cooking together. Online and browse internet together. Read together. And of course this list never ends because after this three months, I will come and haunt your life forever hehe...

Goodbye for now (just a short three-month-period), Lutz.
I love you <3

This also means that I will start to blog about my six weeks traveling experience soon. There are so much to share about such as the red light district, 'snow bear', Glühwein, Christmas Market, Christmas gifts, the -9C winter, New Year in Venezia, the ever famous Venice Gondola, best döner in the world, some German castles and lots more. So come back more often to visit my blog ya!

XOXO

Back from Venice

2011-01-03T09:46:00.000+08:00

Just landed. Back from Venice, however I still have no time to post yet as I am in Marl, Germany now. But why no time?
Erm... Just see some of these lomofied pictures from Venice...

Nice right?
Well, Venice is very, very romantic ^^

Ok, these few weeks I keep on receiving ton of emails from you guys asking why no 'hamsap' posts recently? Ok, maybe I am a bit lazy but then I think maybe I should get more materials for more hamsap posts right?
Hence, I am going to...

Yes, you are right! I am heading to Amsterdam tomorrow to smoke weed and visit the infamous red light district!
So, gonna blog about all my trips when I am back from the naughty Amsterdam.

See ya...and Happy New Year everyone!

2010-12-30T06:25:00.000+08:00

Did I mentioned that I am going for a four-day trip?
Well, I am going to Venice, Italy.

Venice, here I come!!!!

Pictures source: Google

The White Christmas

2010-12-29T06:24:00.000+08:00

Oh, I am writing this post while shivering at the same time. Imagine minus 6C Karlsruhe city, scary!!

But it's fun!!!!

Cold?

This picture is taken at 3pm. Getting dark now...

Some of the Christmas presents I got...

After unwrapping them, I placed on the snow and take the picture. Trust me I almost froze to death for this wonderful layout. Will blog more about the presents I get soon ^^

Wish I could be like those sheeps that have a thick, cosy wool jacket on them at all time... Meeeekkkkk

Ok, it's just a short and lazy update before I go to bed.
I am signing off to somewhere else for a four-day trip!
See you!!

Do you think I need anti-thief posters?

2010-12-28T03:31:00.000+08:00

Do you think I should stick something like these outside my house or my car?

You may find it funny but to someone who was rob twice in a month, it is not funny at all!!

First my bag was stolen during my visit to the petrol station. It was around 7.30pm and at a petrol station right on the street and the petrol station was brightly lit and crowded. So I walk to pay inside before pumping the petrol, pumped and went back into the car and my PINK BAG is gone! At first I thought I put it somewhere else but then this guy who works at the petrol station told me someone who was riding a motocycle open my door and took the bag. WTF

He is mute? Can't he just 'woi!' His 'woi' may have already save my bag. Sob

I know I heard you said I am careless, but hey I put the bag under the seats and covered by a HUGE jacket and I did LOCKED my car! When I checked at the CCTV, I realised this guy has a funny device that could unlock my car. At first he tried to open my car's door but of course it was locked! Then he use a small device look like a car's remote control and press a button and my car's door is unlocked! He took the bag, closed the door and there goes my Coach bag, 2 handphones and a camera... Sigh...

Then I tell myself, next time everything must keep properly at home. Bringing them out isn't safe, so am I right?

NO! It's a BIG wrong because two weeks later, this happened.....

Yes, thieves broke into my house and stole all my money and jeweleries. Everything gone.. Sigh
Lesson learned: not a single place in Malaysia is safe. Just spend all your money once you have it or else... sigh.......

This year is bad year for me I guess. Hope that 2011 is a better year for me then.

Merry Christmas everyone~!

2010-12-25T14:11:00.000+08:00

Pic source: Google

Merry Christmas everyone!
I am now in Karlsruhe again, going to Black Forest later for Christmas dinner. Yummm!!

So damn cold here!

I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing...ahhhh chuuh (excuse me)

Pic source: Google

Gonna share more soon!

Holiday!!!

2010-12-23T08:53:00.000+08:00

I am all packed. Ready for White Christmas!

Oh... Guess where am I going this time?

See you all in 17 hours (if no flight delay)

* fingers crossed *

* prayed hard! *

Karlsruhe, Germany - final post!

2010-12-22T03:31:00.012+08:00

I am lazy, I am bad, I am slow, I procrastinate, erm what else?
I have to admit that as I only blog about my Germany trip two months later. LOL
Not gonna talk much, I just let the picture to do the talking.

Karlsruhe is a small town, unlike some major cities in Germany, people here are more laid-back and relax. No super fast pace or busy streets BUT definitely not an 'ulu' place as I still can get many stuffs to shop around! =p

Picture of 'tiny me' in front of the Schloss Karlsruhe
beautiful autumn
don't ask me why but I looooooooooooooooove this picture
maroni or chestnut to warm myself up after a long walk
along with a cup of mocha and cappuccino
Guess what's this?Look 'chinese' right?
it's döner! Or kebab lorrrr
waiting for döner to be ready some yummy döner slices on top with some fries at the bottom plus some 'non-spicy' spicy sauce
I eat now ya!Aaaaaaaaam!
when is my turn? -.-ll

the streets during the day the best pretzel in town
mezzo mix - a mix of cola and fantavery popular in Germany

streets in the dark
Was kinda hungry after partying at night, so we hunt for mum mum and I found this cute little shop

cute right??

Not to forget some 'interesting posters'

prostitution is legal here and they even need to pay tax ok?

apotheke means pharmacy

do you like this sign? Don't know why but I always find it looking 'naughty'

We have to separate for a while after this post. Sob... =(
Bye bye Germany!

Super yummy 'black forest' cake

2010-12-20T01:38:00.000+08:00

Ok, picture may be not so nice as I was too excited to eat this slice of cake and don't really care about photo-taking anymore. Plus, this cake is bigger than my two palms - so it is too heavy to 'stand' nicely and 'pose' for you. =p

But what's so special about this slice of black forest cake?

Erm... In order to eat this cake, I will have to travel a long, long journey

- up hill, down hill -

- cut through forest-

- cold but not Genting Highland -

- oh finally arrived, but what's so special about this cake? -

Well it's special because this is my first slice of black forest cake that I've ever eaten in Black Forest itself! Confusing? hehe..

I was enjoying this slice of yummy cake (with fresh berries and cherries inside) with a cup of hot chocolate in Black Forest, Germany, the birth place of this popular cake.

- deserves another picture -

I was there with Lutz to visit his mom as she stayed in Black Forest. And when I show you her house, you will be jealous.

- I don't know why but the house reminds me of the story 'Goldilocks and the three bears' -

- here you go, 'Lutzifant and the cute bear' -

- view from balcony -

- Lutz's mom's doggie - Sammy (surname not Cheng ok?) -

After having the yummy tea-time mum mum, we brought Sammy out for a walk.

- Lutz said "Sammy, I am the boss. So I walk, you follow ok?"

- Sammy replied "yes boss! Let's go!"

The environment in Black Forest is soooooooooo good that it is totally free from any form of pollution. Air is fresh, people here kinda laid-back, jam-free, stress-free and wow, green field everywhere. And during summer and spring, you can see moo moo cow enjoying the sunshine along the Black Forest farms. If you live in place like you, I am sure you will live up to 100. LOL. Don't believe?
Guess how old is Sammy then?

- this cutie is 14 this year, scary?? -

After walking Sammy, we bid goodbye to Lutz's mom and we went swimming! Yes, swimming in the 15 Celcius autumn, am I great?? hehe

Actually it is an in-door swimming pool but part of the pool is outdoor, where you could enjoy the fresh air of Black Forest while swimming outside. Well, the water is warm! But if you don't like warm water, you can opt for cold water pool too. And if you dive into the swimming pool, you can hear some music being played inside/under the pool, cool right??

But since we are not allow to take any picture here, I only can snap it from the outside the window =(

If anyone happen to come to Black Forest, you must come here!

My food diary in Karlsruhe

2010-12-16T14:28:00.001+08:00

When I was in Karlsruhe, Lutz brought me to eat

Schnitzel, an Austrian and German mum mum

Maultasche, a southern German food (ok, I googled for the name)

Pretzel

and some chicken, burger and sausages too.. LOL

Yeah, then I become bored and so I made him cook me mum mum.
See he made me an easy thee courses meal. Yum yum..

mushroom soup

steak with croquette

and some 'half ~~destroyed~~ eaten by Jenn' Movenpicks ice cream

As this is a lazy post, I will let the photo to do the talking. This were some of the pictures of him cooking..

first, drop some pasta, LOL I am kidding. *clumsy pasta* hehe

start cooking now

wow..
Erm.. What I did?

mess up the room

shaking my leg while waiting for food
- I stole his socks hehe-

Some of other meals that he made

Breakfast!! - He made me breakfast every morning! Yum yum

Sorry for the lazy post. Next post, we will visit Karlsruhe town and also Black Forest!

Picnic in Autumn

2010-12-14T00:06:00.001+08:00

When I reached Frankfurt again after London, Lutz was already there waiting for us. After sending Martin back home, we head directly to Karlsruhe, where Lutz stay. It was a two hours drive and I slept all the way from Frankfurt to Karlsruhe as I was really tired due to the lack of sleep. *Refer previous post.*

Once reached Lutz's place, he was already excited and starting to pack something. He told me we should enjoy the last bits of the September sunshine before Autumn really come. And so, my first impression of Karlsruhe was...

Green, huge, fresh and clean!!

super laid-back and relaxing. I like!I like!

So in such awesome place plus awesome weather of about 18C - 20C with some sunlight which is just enough to warm you up, and not to forget some refreshing and cooling breeze, what is the first thing that appear in you mind??
To the chubby princess (reads: me) of course the first thing I think of is zzZ!! Ok, or maybe some mum mum too, so...

yummy Counters chocolate from London

Babybel cheese!!

Badische Backstube - the best pretzel in town!

Yes, we did picnic! The first picnic ever in my life. Oh excited!

first time ever I see people picnic with Red Wine (he was opening the wine bottle)

And so I continued what I planned to do - sleeping!!! These are some of the 'views' I took while I was lying on the soft fleece-like towel. Soft and fluffy! Miss that caterpilar towel!

- some marks left by the planes -

- artistic right? LOL -

- Schloss Karlsruhe (Karlsruhe Castle) -

- tried to capture the 'blueness' of his eye which is same like the blueness of crystal clear sea water -

- did I ever mentioned that I love the smells of freshly cut grass? Oh I love grass.. mooooooo -

- definitely view taken while I was lazying -

- another sky picture. Told you I am 'kampung girl' (village girl) that not really into city EXCEPT for shopping -
After spending few hours pigging out nearby Schloss Karlsruhe, we went home. It was getting colder and hence I decided to make soup. We went to bought groceries and what happened next is another stories...

Check out the next post as you will meet the 'clumsy pasta' and some other clumsy food too! ^^

mum mum experiences in London

2010-12-10T22:49:00.022+08:00

Guess where I was...

The red telephone stop

the red double-decker bus

London Eye

London Bridge

Yes! You're right, London here I was!

I was in London for a short 4-day trip due to ad:tech London 2010, an important event for the online advertising industry.

Everything in London was great except that we managed to stay in three hotels over three nights LOL. Well thanks to the ad:tech meet London Fashion week, which reads every single room in all hotels in London are fully booked!

First night was cheated and stayed at Wembley Plaza Hotel (by Hilton)

then to the real Hilton near Olympia

and lastly at the Indigo Hotel which is located near the London Bridge. This hotel is superb!

The first few days in London was more to works where we spent most of the time in expo, Yahoo! office and also some after-work party.

at ad:tech party

Some of the pictures we took in the Yahoo! office in London and of course the last evening were more to sight-seeing and relax before we go back. So I took this opportunity to visit my cousin who is now at London's Chinatown while Patricia go for a walk around London with Martin. But before China Town, we did some sightseeing around London, on our way to China Town.

the guy inside was actually posing for me but too bad my camera is too slow to capture it. sob =(

can you spot the tiny Pat?

However being a super nice superior, Pat insisted of accompany me to China Town for a dinner first before I meet my cousin.

So Chinese huh?

And there we forced Martin to go 'Chinese' that evening. We went to this restaurant named Wong Kei opened by some Hongkies (if I am not mistaken). This restaurant is strongly recommended by Pat's boyfriend as he always eat here during his studies in London.

Finally some Chinese tea after about 10 days in Europe

Wong Kei

Martin is happy

the sweet and sour soup - not so nice, too thick of my liking

tomato beef rice, this is yummy

deserves another picture LOL

we miss the chili after leaving Malaysia

Then my super protective cousin came to pick me from the restaurant. We are same age however she always treat me like a baby. LOL
My cousin, Candy and her super nice, boyfriend, Sky brought me to a bar in the casino nearby for a cocktail or two. There we spotted Julia Robert promoting her new movie, Eat, Pray, Love from the casino's balcony but anyway I didn't snap any photo because my bling bling camera will not work in dark. WTF

As my cousin insists of bringing me for a second round dinner, she brought me to another superb nice place in Chinatown for mum mum.
But this place, which I forgot the name offers really, really yummy food. I will go back to London again just for the food.

See we ordered just too much.

the best beef noodles soup I've ever eat in my life

oh my god, can I have this one now?

My cousin and I

I went to my cousin's place to chit chat a while then I took the infamous black cab back to the hotel. Pat was already worried as it was almost 1am and I am still yet to back to hotel.

We woke up as early as 6.30am the next day as our flight is at 8.40am. I went back to Frankfurt with Martin as I extended some days in Germany to visit Lutz and do some sight-seeing, meanwhile Patricia went back to Malaysia alone. After check-in and bidding goodbye to Pat, we decided to eat some breakfast as we still have almost an hour to spare.

Martin said we go 'Japanese' this time

So, wagamama, here we are!

Martin's busy 'kili kulu-ing' in German which I have totally no idea what he was saying

We ordered the same 'curry rice'

I decided to end this post with a picture of the airport from our seats in wagamama.

Bye bye London!

Next post will be where I go on my first picnic ever!

OktoberFest in München

2010-12-09T23:16:00.001+08:00

Two months ago, I was in Germany during the beginning of the amazing Oktober Fest! Hence I went to the birth place of the Paulaner beer, München or better known as Munich, to join the festival.Unlike the 'fake' October Fest in Malaysia where October Fest is just an excuse for the bar to push the sales of their beer, instead it is a festival or more like a fair for a whole family!

We woke up early on that Sunday morning after spending a night at Martin's home in München. Thanks Martin! While I walk from Martin's house to the subway station, I noticed this little machines selling newspaper. Ok, it more like a box than a machine where you pick a copy of newspaper and put the money in yourself. It isn't something very unique as it is indeed a common thing in Europe or other places of the world BUT Malaysia. Imagine you placing such self-purchase machine/box in the center of KL city, I am sure both newspaper and the money will be gone. And maybe some graffiti will be drawn on the box too. Sigh, vandalism everywhere in Malaysia. =(

While we were walking, I noticed a lot of the people were dressed up in the traditional Bavarian wear. According to Lutz, every state in Germany has their own traditional wear and somehow I found that the traditional wear of Munich is the cutest. He promised me that we will be visiting OktoberFest again next year dressing up in that traditional wear! Oh, excited!

I didn't take picture of those drunken chicks or dudes there, so I searched for some pictures from Google instead.

Finally after about 20 minutes train and some walks, we arrived!

Much more like a fun fair to me as I see kids everywhere and some candy booths too.

- yummy looking caramelized apples -

First thing to do when we were there was to win some prizes!

Ok, I want the kitty, aim the kitty..

not the spongebob, the kitty

Ok, it needs like more than 20 shots for a kitty. Hence here's Lutzifant with his victory. LOL

Then we went to haunted house. We were the grown-up among those kids. But Lutz said I am Asian so I am allow to do so... WTF

The haunted castle. Schloss means castle in German.

Then how an OktoberFest would be complete without a pretzel and a beer?

So, we sneaked into a tent hoping there's room for us, but sigh...

The tent was full of drunken people at the early 1pm. Then the waiter guided us outside of the tent where they have some extra benches there. It was kinda nice except that the fact I am almost frozen to death.We ordered a beer and a chicken. All beer being served there are at 1 liter mug. I even have trouble lifting up the beer mug.

Lutz with beer

And me pretending to drink the beer. Ok, I don't like beer because I think it is too bitter for me. Wait till I discover Radler ^^

And no picture of the chicken as those drunken guys had already making fun of my bling bling camera. *blushed*

I am more happy with the GIANT-SIZED pretzel. I wonder why everything has to be in GIANT size during OktoberFest?

Got myself a cup of hot chocolate after the mum mum as I am too cold and I do not like beer. LOL

After the hot chocolate, I wandered around the fest again. Busy shopping for souvenirs. Aiya.. Forgot to take pictures of them. *slap slap*

Erm... Check this out. Guess what is this?

The ginger bread stall! But why all the ginger bread is not is gingerbread man shape but heart shape instead?

According to Lutz, German used to purchase this ginger bread and hang it on the person they like/love as a necklace. And there are a lot of different message being written on the ginger bread too.

But hanging on the neck and parade to everyone, sounds funny right?

First I feel that it was kinda weird but later when I see everyone has one, I feel like I want it too!

And so he bought one for me.

LOL. Time to cut my fringe.

By the way "Ich Liebe Dich" means "I Love You" in German. It means I am being loved! Don't jealous ya.

As the day was getting darker and colder, we decided to leave the fest early.

Then before we left, I smelled something 'fishy' and when I said 'fishy', I mean it!

It's steckerlfisch!

Steckerlfisch means grilled stick fish, a specialty of the Bavarian and often being eat together with beer. They often use Mackerel fish for the grill.

It smells so nice but we were kinda full but still I wanna take the picture of the fish. So we made a deal with some guys in which we helped them to take a group photo but he let me to take picture of his food instead.

Looks yummy right?

Some last photos before I left the fest.

While it was still early, we went for some sight-seeing at Munich's New Town Hall before heading back to Karlsruhe. There we had some mum mum at a cafe right next to New Town Hall or known as Marienplatz by the German.

Lutz left me to the washroom and hence I ordered a coke as that's the only thing I understand from the menu. WTF! Lesson learned - please be more hardworking in learning German.

He is having some kind of meat+vegeball soup, he told me the name but I forgot almost immediately. To me it looks like the Taiwanese infamous 'lion head.' What do you think?

He actually suggested me to order that but being a stubborn head like me, I don't want and ordered a kuchen (cake in German) instead.

A berry cheese cake. yum yum yum but of course I stole most of his soup too. See his 'I am pissed' look.

Some nice views from our table.

This is what we called 'the fucking tourist' LOL
We went home after the meal and have to be stuck in the jam for about 4 hours before reaching home. Scary.

Well stay tune for next post of me eating all the food in London's Chinatown in only one night! LOL

The colorful city of Germany - Frankfurt.

2010-12-09T02:03:00.000+08:00

Once we arrived in Frankfurt (at about 7.30am), our boss picked us up and head back to his house to drop the luggage.

Then he drove us to our office in Germany to do some work. After some email checking and so, we were more attracted to play with the office's dogs. They are HUGE but they are super friendly and cute. There are two boys and one girl. Ok, I may be bad but I only remember one of them, my favourite, the biggest one - James.

This is James. Cute right?

He is so huge and even heavier than me, weighing at 60kg. Superb man-ish and cool huh?

Don't ask me why there are dogs in office but well we even have a cute baby in our office in Malaysia too, see...

His name is Bounty and he is only less than 3kg but he is much more worse to be taken care of..

See what he normally does in office

Ok, back to Frankfurt. Our colleague, Martin brought us for some sight-seeing in Frankfurt city. We went to Messeturm, (if I am not mistaken) one of the tallest building in Frankfurt with 55 stories. These are some of the pictures I snap there.

Some random pictures from the sight-seeing trip.

Armani Exchange... hehe someone someone's favourite

nice place for a cup or two (coffee)

Camwhoring in front of the Opera House

We must work hard, but also play harder!
Nightlife in Frankfurt.
OMG, do you notice my boss is sooooooooooooooo tall??? I am 165cm tall and wearing 3.5 inch heels and yet only reach his armpit. FML

Yes that guy in white is my boss. Who said boss has to be the old asshole? Why can't boss is someone young and handsome? (WTF, I polish my boss' shoe in hope he will rise my pay LOL)

with my colleague, the cutest one, TomLOL we party so hard that we party from KL to Frankfurt.
A picture of my boss, Brian, me and Tom

And before we leave Frankfurt to London for another business trip, we must 'messed up' our boss' house first. See what had we done to his kitchen....

Yes, guys out there please think thrice before getting me as your girlfriend. hehe..

Sunday in Frankfurt

2010-12-09T01:30:00.000+08:00

I am sorry for being lazy and lacking of 'real' posts as most of my posts these two months are mainly paid post. But you can't blame me as I am darn poor due to double robbery, I will blog about that later.

As mentioned in some previous posts, I was in Germany for work. I went there with my cute little CEO, why I said cute little CEO? Well she is the cutest boss I've ever known. Kawaii yet superb friendly unlike some people who has their eyes on their fore heads.

Don't believe?
See yourself

me and Patricia

We were staying at our boss' house. His house is so nice but kinda empty as he just moved into that house on the day we arrived in Frankfurt. Hence no picture of the house interior but you may have a peek at the scene of what we see from our room's window.

- superb fresh air -

- I bet you will have longer life if you stay here -

One the first Sunday I was there, Lutz brought me for a walk around that area.(My boss' house is a bit far from the Frankfurt city, which explains why he has a superb environment.)
And somehow there's an unknown fest being held there! I was soooo excited as all shops are closed on Sunday in Germany (well Christian country, everyone should go to church and park on Sunday not mall!) LOL

However not much picture of the fest as by the time we were there, it was already almost 4pm and the fest is closing. We just managed to grab a crepe and that's all.

As we are the last customer of the day, the crepe owner made us a bigger one ^^

- It's a savoury one -

- with mushroom and almond. Yum Yum -

The stall is cute right??

There's PINK elephant posing with the crepe.

Some of the beautiful and unique-looking building there that you can't see in Malaysia.

Okay, I do admit I am sucks in blogging my travel experience. Will have more picture in my next Frankfurt post.

How my boyfriend fixes my computer from Germany?

2010-12-06T03:10:00.005+08:00

I always panic whenever my computer starts giving me trouble. My small netbook isn’t very good when it comes to doing its job. My netbook always hang or some programs may crush without me knowing why, more ever being a computer dummy doesn’t help at all. I always try to seek for my boyfriend for help but the long distance relationship making the situation worse or at least until I discover Proxy Pro 7!

- How he fixes my netbook although we are 6000 miles apart -

As Proxy Pro 7 that allows you to access, control and manage another computer from another place. This awesome remote desktop software enables Lutz to ‘examine and save’ my computer. He is able to check and find out the problem of the crushed programs and fix them. Wow! Somehow it made me feel like he is just by my side even though he is far away in Europe while I am in Asia.

And of course aside for being able to allow long-distance relationship couples to work on each other computers, this software is ideal for SMBs and workgroups that need professional remote support tools. It is also suitable for enterprises that work on virtual environments or IT managers that look for cost-effective training and collaboration. Also not to forget the software allows the helpdesks trying to support users on the road and at home. Oh, that reads me! No longer calling the customer service and have them to guide you on phone while you blindly try so hard to find such ‘buttons’ or ‘tools’ that they asked you too, just pass the whole computer to them and ask them to FIX it! Cool right??

- accessing another computer from far, far away -

I know, I know. I hear your worry. You are afraid that some hackers try to invade your privacy? No worry, this problem is solved as Proxy Pro 7 ensures that every data transfer is protected by 256-bit encryption, the highest in its class. So, what are you waiting for? Try to download the Proxy Pro 7 and enjoy its 30 days trial
to experience the ‘remote control’ world!

You may visit Remote Access for more info.=)

Hat, Hat, Hat

2010-11-30T20:19:00.001+08:00

Imagine if you have the hair like this lady and you have to rush to leave the house, no time for whatever appointment, what will you do?

So.. What do you do during your BAD HAIR DAY?

Don't ever tell me to hire a private hairstylist, trust me it won't help and is time-consuming. Why I know? My brother is a hairstylist and trust me even he, himself has bad hair day.

Being a ~~lazy~~ smart lady, I will just grab a hat and voilla, looking fashionable instantly!!!
And when I say fashionable, I don't mean like Mad Hatter...

I mean these

I am so in-love with fashion that I tell myself panama aka cancan hat is a MUST!
It's all over the Popteen Magazine and this look is sooooooooooooooooooooo fashionable and yet practical to the living in hot-and-humid-all-year-long-tropical country me!

And of course you can wear it on good hair day too. Just think of wearing it in different hairstyles

If you are not a fan of cancan, still can go for the ever classic fedora like this,

Nah! I am just kidding. I mean these..

So you fancied any?

Try to get some from 1001 Panama Hats and 1001 Fedora Hats now!
It has a lot of fashionable hats to choose from and of course these websites do teach us on how to pick our hat too!

Kentucky Fried Cruelty!

2010-11-23T13:47:00.001+08:00

Let the videos to tell the true (ok the first three is a 'parody')

Why would they do such thing to these cute chicks??????
Check out this website Kentucky Fried Cruelty for more info.

A day in Cologne

2010-11-19T02:20:00.004+08:00

Cologne or how the German call it, Köln is a beautiful city!
I love the city as it has very beautiful buildings all over especially the amazing view of Cologne Cathedral Church which took about 700 years to build. Wow!

I went to Cologne about two months ago (ok, I am lazy as I only blog about it now). I go there to attend an online advertising expo, dmexco with my cute little CEO, Patricia. She is so sweet! We were in Cologne for two days for the expo but we stayed in Frankfurt at all time. My boss drove us there on every morning using the no-speed-limit Autobahn!

I grab that opportunity to meet my darling after the expo. He came to meet me in Cologne and brought us to do some sight-seeing. My camera was like 'I-am-not-in-the-working-mood-today' hence I didn't take much picture. Most of the pictures here are being grabbed from Pat's facebook. *Courtesy to Patricia*

As you guys know, I am not someone who's good in blogging travel stuff, hence I leave the pictures to do the talking.

It was autumn already and I was really all 'wrapped up' as I am a sucker when it comes to cold weather but I really salut Pat as she can walk through whole Cologne without any coat! Geng!!

- Everything is nice in this picture except that the umbrella spoiled it -

As we were walking along the bridge to opposite to reach the church, we feel that it was kinda weird that there's ton of locks being locked at the bridge. Then when we googled, I realised that we were actually standing on the Hohenzollern Bridge, the love padlocks bridge. Lovers will go to the bridge and locking a padlock with their names on and throw the key into the river to symbolize that their love will be locked forever. Romantic?
Wow!

I told Lutz that I want to make one here too and probably we will be getting a lock here next month. ^^
And we promised that we will make one in at least ten of the love padlock locations in the world.
However Pat was asking like "I wonder how many couples here(padlocks) are still being together?" LOL

Poor us have to walk all over the loooooooooooong bridge before we reach the church.

- it looks very 'Harry Potter' to me, what do you think? -

- apologise for the bad picture inside the church, told you my camera is on strike -

- must camwhore a bit in front of the church to show that I've been here -
- fucking tourists! LOL -

Then as everyone who has been to Europe, there's something that have to be done - designers' label!! Pat wanted to buy some Louis Vuitton bags and accessories, but I wasn't into leather products as I am an animal lover.

- spotted any 'designer's label' in this pic? -

While waiting for her outside the shop, Lutzi and me bought some pretzels to munch on. I mean trip to Germany wouldn't be complete without pretzel, right?

- but the pretzel wasn't as nice as the one I had in Karlsruhe, will show you in my next post -

One of the artists on street. Once you put in some money into her box, then she will move like a doll and then stop and not-moving. Cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

When walking back to the car, grab another picture. I really like this view!

And oh yeah, before I forgot, the wall by the river side was full on flowers and gifts for Michael Jackson by his fans. A bit sad when I look at it.

Ending this post with the picture below. I do not really like it but Lutz loves the picture. It was taken by Pat during 'I-don't-even-know-when' time. LOL

The 'dark side' of Ronald McDonald

2010-11-12T00:34:00.010+08:00

I love spending my time in a McDonald near my house last time. Almost half of the blog posts in in this blog are being blogged at McDonald. Hence after spending so much time there, I round out some 'dark secrets' of Ronald

Here's the story of the whole life of Ronald..

He's born with fire-red hair and the clown make-up

He used to have a very great body with great abs and huge *ahem ahem*

And sometimes he is bored with his 'home-cooking' too

And so...

But his passion into food has causes him a big problem...

or maybe even worse...

Since that even himself feels bored with his own food, so do others. This has caused his business to drop and hence he did these...

and even ordering his 'staffs' to help

Greed and power have made Ronald become more and more brutal

and naughty too

However there's always justice in the world. The bad guys will never last long, and so he is captured by the police

and being punished

and this has made him unable to face anyone, not even himself

and then he decided to quit

and finally to rest-in-peace in a 'fast funeral'

- The End -

p.s - this story is solely made up for fun and has nothing to do with Ronald and his co.
Source - pictures from Google.com

Seriously, Auto Insurance is Needed by Every Driver

2010-10-31T00:43:00.004+08:00

I love my car a lot. My car is more like my husband as most of my salary goes to that black colored handsome every month. Taking care of a car isn’t as easy as just pumping petrol, washing it every week or decorating your car with all the stuff toys or so. A car is more like a commitment, as I said my car is my husband. If you love your husband, you will take good care his food, his health and everything. And you will buy him insurance. Getting insurance for your vehicle is very important too.

I love to ~~speed~~ drive a lot. My bad attitude in speeding isn’t doing anything good to my car. I always get minor accidents but sometimes it is not even my fault. There were even a few times when I get back to the parking lot after work or shopping to find my husband’s body being ‘molested’ by other cars causing some scratches. Sob… I can’t even look for any justice in all these ‘rape and run’ cases. Auto insurance I would say. But I do admit sometimes it is my fault too. The worse accident I ever faced was last year where my car spun for almost seven times at the NKVE highway and then bang on the divider causing bad damage to my car, don’t believe?

See this…

- the whole window gone -

- speechless -

- scratches everywhere -

- sob -

It was a heavy rain that caused my car slipped at the road and hit on the road divider. Right after that bad accident, and after calming myself down, I got panic again! I was panic as I know that it gonna cost a lot of money to fix my husband. Where should I get the money? Robbing someone? Kidnap some rich people's kid? Sell all my belongings including my underwear? Then suddenly I realized that I had bought the auto insurance! I am glad that I do have purchased insurance otherwise it may cost me a bomb to fix my car. The procedure is easy. Just launch a police report, the report to the insurance company, send your car to your preferred workshop from a huge list of the workshops that are covered by the insurance company. And few days later, my husband is our from the workshop and looking handsome again! =)

So listen to me, every driver NEED auto insurance and don’t fight with me about this!

p.s - US readers, you can get it at cheap auto insurance in Virginia

Du riechst wie affenscheisse

2010-10-30T00:42:00.002+08:00

Du riechst wie affenscheisse!
It means "you smell like monkey poo" in German. So which place in Malaysia has the most monkey poos? (aside from Batu Caves)

Yes, you're right!

It's the smelly Bukit Melawati located in Kuala Selangor. My best friend, Chi Kheng wanted to go there as she just back from Canada and was really excited to 'explore' Malaysia, hence that explains why I was there.
Nothing much there except the ever famous fort and the famous monkey (affen).

- see monkeys everywhere-

- they are scary as they will snatch the food from your hand -

- or grab your skirt and follow you everywhere -

- but they do look cute, I have to admit -

- oh cuteeee! -

- carrying baby -

- super hairy -

- err... this maybe hairy but this is not monkey. This is a gorilla -

- Yoke Ling, Amelia, Chi Kheng and chubby Jenn -

Actually it was kinda fun there as we bought a lot of the bananas and long beans for our furry friends. However their snatching and aggressive attitude caused us take our steps back.

- wonder what are we looking at? -

Cause I smell like affenscheisse! (monkey poo)
I did not step on any monkey poo but I smelt bad. You know why?
When that cute lil monkey come and grab my legs, they have poo on their body and 'rubbed' it to mine. Gross? If you think so?
Imagine how do I feel back then?
WTF!
Bukit Melawati is just the first stop and still have to stay whole day till night for firefly.
Luckily there's a toilet where I was and clean everything off my legs (almost shower) till I smell good again *proud*

- I love going out with them -

After the smelly poo trip, we went for dinner at a restaurant by the lake-side. Food is great and price is really affordable. Sorry I was too hungry and I forgot to take any picture, but hey, I am not food blogger so please forgive me.

Our last stop of the day was to watch fireflies!
Yeah, last stop as we only start the whole trip at 3pm. Hehe..

- while waiting for our turn at the jetty -

We didn't take any picture of the firefly as they just won't appear on the camera due to the environment of being too dark. No flash - nothing appear. With flash - nothing appear too...
Sigh..

But I do like that day as I really enjoyed it (minus the poo poo part)
Oh please let me forgot such unhappy part of such a happy experience... hehe

Hello Kitty is killing me

2010-10-28T19:09:00.000+08:00

OMG!
OMG!
OMG!!!!

Kill me now! It's soooooooooooooooooo cute!
And WTF this plushy-cute-little-kitty-shoe is only available in Japan. Wonder if I can import them?

Cute?
Happy?
Ok, you can die with me now.

What does Hello Kitty eat?

2010-10-28T13:32:00.002+08:00

Recently I realized that some of my soft toys love to eat a lot. Don't believe?
See this...

- Kitty steals my chocolate -

- the bear takes my biscuit -

*Mou liu post? What to do, I am kinda mou liu recently.

Phuket, Here I Come! - Part 3

2010-10-22T19:44:00.000+08:00

Day three and I tried to be a good blogger by bringing my camera along. I know most of the posts recently are lousy, perhaps I've become lousier these days?? (No comment needed to protect my fragile lil' heart)

See this setting??

Yes, it's breakfast! Morning breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

Hence Jenn eats a lot or should I say I really eat like a gorilla recently? No wonder Kelvin said I look fatter now... T__T

- I like yogurt but tropical fruit flavored yogurt scared me away.. I wonder why -

Beach time!!

Before someone kill me, I show you guys something...

Ever wonder why the 'gwai lou' aka 'ang moh' below looks gooey??

Answer: Simply because he wanted to get tan skin like us Asian but he forgot that he is a gwai lou, hence he got sun burnt. But why gooey? Well there's some ladies that offering the service of applying aloe vera on the affected area for 100 baths, but I guess the gwai lou above paid 200 baths because he did not bargain at all...

After spending some time on the beach, we went back to hotel to shower and rest.

- a mask is a must! >.< -

That night we went for massage and then dinner at a restaurant recommended by the masseur. I feel so comfortable in this restaurant, no longer feeling like a 'pink elephant'. Reason being the restaurant is run by a couple where the husband is a European and the wife is Asian, hence I feel good here.

- this explains why I am happily snapping pictures with my bling-ed camera -

*look at the 'just-manicured' nails*

- Phuket is full of 'gwai lous' -

- I realised that Thai people like to use this thing made of foam to preserve the coolness of the drink -

The mum mum is cheap and yummy!

I kept on snapping pictures in the restaurant and I snapped picture of every food that we ordered that evening.

- Tom Yam-

- green curry -

- rice WTF-

- mussels... I love this -

- spring rolls and if you noticed some mice had steal some before I managed to snap the picture -

- poor Lutzi pulling sad face because I don't let him to eat first -

- before & after -

That night we went for cocktail at a nearby hotel bar. It was real tranquil and nice. So comfortable and the cocktails were great and cheap. We felt kinda sad as we only discover such nice place on our last night. We swore that we must go back again one day!

- pina colada & long island -

The last day there we spent it at the beach and we end our trip there by some Indian food, yes I repeat Indian food. LOL

That restaurant owned by an Indian I guess and the food that they prepared are REAL Indian food, kinda yummy but pricey.

- the most yummy but oily naan that I ever had -

- Lutz ordered this (kebab) but I don't like it -

- the masala curry, don't look that nice but taste great -

After that dinner, we went straight to the airport and bid goodbye to Phuket.

- ending this post by camwhore pic of Lutz with his new toy; Mr Pink Elephant -

Phuket, Here I Come! - Part 2

2010-10-20T22:57:00.001+08:00

Rise and shine!

The second day in Phuket was sunny! Yeah!!
Hence chubby Jenn put on the bikini and hit the beach after breakfast! Oh, there were many people on the beach already when I reach there, and most of them are pretty European ladies...
Slurrrpppp!!
*Remember that I do like pretty chicks?*

Do forgive me for not having many picture on the beach as I was really shy to stand in front of the camera since I don't have a great body for bikini. Anyway great time always passed so soon, before I knew it, I've already spent like about three hours there. I feel that time passed real fast as all I did on the beach was sleep (sun-tanning), mum mum (the food is delicious especially the prawns..so fresh) and some acts to annoy the guy beside me. LOL

At about late noon, Mr Sun said he is tired and hide don't know where. No more sunshine =(
Then we went back to the hotel to explore the swimming pool. When we reached the pool, there's only one couple there and no one else. The couple were just lying on the chair doing their sun-tanning and this means we have the whole pool by ourselves! *fantastic!*

- these pictures was secretly taken from above (our hotel room) by some spy -
*wink*

We spent quite some time by the pool side; swimming, reading, surfing internet and lazying around while trying to absorb all the sunlight.

(Actually I don't know how to swim but just pretend I know by being a doggy swimmer in the pool LOL)

- I've think about 3 million times before I post this picture but somehow I like it, don't ask me why -

That evening I was superb hungry as I didn't have a proper lunch and I did quite a lot of sports - I mean swimming. And Lutz wanted to have some Thai food wor...
So we walk and walk, walk and walk, after 'some' walksssssssssssss finally we made up our mind and walk into this 'unknown' restaurant. *chuckle*

- combination of Thai & Russian food... fresh combination? -

- I always like to take picture of their products, cute Thai language -

- fatty Jenn checking the menu -

- the lighting of the restaurant made me look soooo red -

- Lutzi looks bored while waiting for the food -

Well we were too hungry at that time and forgot to snap any picture of the mum mum. And as usual after mum mum we went bar-hopping (slash) cocktail-hunting. Got drunk and sleep..

Phuket, Here I Come! - Part 1

2010-10-20T00:39:00.005+08:00

When Lutz came to visit me in August,he told me that he wants to visit and see Asia. This means he wants to go some other Asian countries too however since I do not have much holidays back then, so we chose somewhere near but with tons of sun!

Yes! I mean beach, but yet I don't want to go to small islands like Redang or Tioman. Don't get me wrong, not that I don't like those islands, I love them. However if you are having bad luck and arrive on rainy days, then you can cry on the island as there's no other form on entertainment. And night time is another time for you to sob about, not to mention the food.

So what place that offers great but cheap food, sun, beach, nightlife, other form of entertainment, somewhere which has unique culture and language for picky Jenn if it is not Thailand! Hence, we picked Phuket and Lutz is so sweet that he booked us a beautiful and unique boutique hotel which face the Patong beach.

On that morning we woke up early then haul the luggage to airport. This is my first time using the KLIA express but is the third time for Lutz. WTF of me being a Malaysian! *embarrassed*

- must mum mum first after check-in -

(you can see that I am a bit shocked that I don't know Lutz is taking my picture)

- then must update Twitter before go on board -

After about one-and-a-half hour flight and 45 min taxi drive, we arrived at the cute lil' Avantika Boutique Hotel.

- the view in front of the hotel -

- WTF the people there ka-ka-cau-cau when I trying to snap a picture of the hotel -

- the lobby is tastefully furnished -

- place for you to grab the towel to pool and beach XD -

After check-in must check out the room one..

Since this is a boutique hotel, there aren't many rooms in the hotel and the hotel is not very big. I would say it is a small but cosy hotel. Service is good during my whole stay there, I will definitely go back to this hotel if I go to Phuket again ^^

- I like the bed, so princess-y -

- welcome fruits -

- some place for you to rest on -

- Lutz trying to pose in bathroom -

- WTF no wall one... only got one window and the door has no lock WTF!!!-

Then we saw something funny that the hotel wrote to Lutz...

- yeah, just a welcome note, nothing special -

- but when you come closer -

- Mr Lutz Naake & Party... So I am Party?? WTF -

The first day when we arrived was a rainy day, isk isk bad luck!

So poor Jenn and Lutz stayed in hotel and snap the picture here and there. And since both of us are bookworms, we did some reading too...

- poor Jenn snapping picture indoor... -

- our room has the nice pool view -

- sob... cloudy -

- pink elephant is reading -

- look at the messy table -

Luckily night time the weather is nice.

Hence we went down and hunt for mum mum.

- if you notice, you will see a banana sign board.. cutee.... I like ^^ -

As we walk along the Patong beach, we came across many cute things...

- the almost-fall sign of a restaurant -

- this pharmacy look 'kinky' right? -

We did have a nice buffet dinner at some hotel nearby however I did not take any photo, reasons being:

1. I am too hungry that I forgot/lazy to take picture

2. I accidentally bling-ed the flash of my camera, hence I will have trouble taking picture in dark places or at night.

3. I feel too shy to make any movement as everyone stared at me thinking I am Thai girl and escort to that gwai lou beside me. WTF

Yeah, I am not kidding. For the whole trip there, as I was getting tanner due to the sun, more and more people think that I am a Thai escort. If you have been to Phuket, you must realised that there are Europeans everywhere that you hardly see Asians and if you do, they must be from Hong Kong or Japan. And most Asians come with Asian! Ok, I am the off one. I became a pink elephant for the whole trip as everywhere I go people stare at me but during the second day, I am starting to get used to it. =p

Well that night we went to a strip club called 'Moulin Rouge' and I don't like there because that stripper keeps on touching my Lutzi... grrrrr!!

Then we did went bar-hopping and went for cocktails in 378545 bars... LOL

At all the bars there were ladies dancing erotically on the table waiting to be picked by some tourists as escort. (The ladies there thought I was being bought by Lutzi from some other bar WTF!)

And the last bar we went, Lutzi got molested by a prostitute with unknown 'gender' as he/she just suddenly grab Lutzi's balls from behind when he walked back to our seats from toilet. See! Phuket is dangerous for guys not girls!

We ended our first day by lighting some paper lantern/air balloon. Made a wish and 100 bath floated up into the sky and disappear. LOL

- it went so fast that I only managed to get a small dot hehe -

Will blog more about day 2, 3 and 4 soon as I am sleepy now, need to sleep.

Bye bye!

Pearl of The Orient with Gorilla

2010-10-18T20:30:00.002+08:00

During my lazy break in August, I went to Pearl of The Orient aka Penang with a gorilla.
No! I didn't lie.
I have proof. See!

- hairy gorilla that knows how to drive wakakaka -

- he seems not so happy of me calling him gorilla -

Ok, I am just kidding.
I went there with Lutzi. I've been to Penang for many times but I still feel excited as I am going there with him! ^^
It was a short trip as we went there on Saturday morning and return on Sunday evening. Imagine 8 hours drive in two days.... Oh-kill-me!
Sit until my butt also pain..

The first day we didn't do anything much as we reached there around 5pm. All we do is check-in to hotel and zzzz.

- the not-so-nice-but-still-comfortable hotel room -

After a short rest, we out to hunt for mum-mum in the famous hawker place near Gurney drive.

- see how many mum mum we ordered -

- just the two of us, scary? -

Well let me share something here. Pro and con going mum mum with gorilla.
Pro - you can order as many mum mum as you can and you can eat a lot of different types of food =)
Con - you will never be full because the gorilla eat all your portion =p

Then after mum mum we go to Batu Ferringgi for shopping and back to our hotel which is also located in Batu Ferringgi. This trip is kinda disappointing for Lutz as he wanted to go Penang for beach, but then after 4 hours drive to the hotel, he realized he was being conned by the hotel picture in internet. There's such a small 'beach' in front of the hotel which is not even enough to fit us both. LOL

- don't be so sad, cheer up! -

Hence we went for sight-seeing around Penang.
First we went to some temple (ok, I am a bad blogger. I forgot the name of the temple)

- I guess that must be some sort of Myanmar + Thai temple due to the languages used inside -

- why elephant? -

To be honest I feel kinda bored in the temple.
The whole thing that really interests me in this sight-seeing trip is this Peranakan House. It's a house of a former rich Baba & Nyonya. (Again, limited info, I admit I am bad blogger. But since I paid RM10 for entrance fee to get these pictures for you guys, please forgive me =p)

- entrance -

- living room -

- one of the bedrooms -

- display of wardrobe. Scary huh? -

- a forced-to-pose gorilla hehe -

- the family hall -

- must at least got one picture of me -

- kitchen -

- maids eating place -

- place where they store medicine and the 'gwai lou tai fu' recommends Coke! -

Then we do go back to Gurney drive for some 'sun'. LOL

- beautiful isn't it? -

Oh, before I forgot I must share share..
The food at this little shop in Gurney Plaza quite oiishii. I don't know if I am too hungry or what, but I like it.

- beef noodles -

- beef rice -

- oyster omelette -

- hehe the shop named 600cc -

Basically our trip is more to a leisure trip. Walk walk, see see, mum mum and then go home. I prefer trip like this, more laid back and relax. I hate trips that where you have to rush here and there to see this monuments, that landmarks, that infamous building, that museum, that statue, this, that, bla ba bla. Hey! I am on HOLIDAY not work, so why would I wanna rush? Why would I wanna force myself to wake up so early to work ops see such stuffs?
Well different people has different opinion I would say.

p/s: I do admit I am a lazy blogger and bad blogger. I do strongly feel bad about such bad quality post. I promise I will write more quality posts in future.

Hiatus?

2010-10-11T20:02:00.001+08:00

Why am I not blogging recently?
Where have I been?
I don't wanna blog anymore?
I plan to close down this blog?
Am I run out of topic to blog?
Or I am just lazy???

Those are some of the questions I received during my 'holidays'.
Well I am just taking a break from blogging after one year of blogging non-stop like an idiot! Ok, I do admit I am kind of lazy too =p
But then it is not like I have been away for years or something, it is just one month. Come on, let me rest for a while ok?
Don't spam me with emails T____T
And to some perverts who like to email me with million words or asking funny question, please stop. I will not have time to read all your 'essays' and I will not reply them. And for the funny questions, go home ask your mum, ask your sister, ask your gf/wife or worse ask GOOGLE. So please DON'T ASK ME anymore!

I was just taking a break..

No worry, I am now back!
I will haunt you guys with million of blog posts!
Stay tune...

Like this?

2010-08-05T18:20:00.001+08:00

View from my place - in the office...
Like it a lot! ^^

Cloudy?

or

no cloudy?

What do you think?

Hamsap bar!

2010-08-03T20:23:00.000+08:00

Seem like I am not the only one hamsap here.

Took this picture from Irish Bar, Mid Valley.

Guys, you may not see this before because it is actually in the ladies!
LOL!

Paraffin lutzifant!

2010-08-02T11:08:00.000+08:00

This is a boring post of Jennifer turning the wax (leftover) after the paraffin hand treatment into an elephant head!

Why elephant head?

Because of lutzifant...

What is lutzifant?

Secret...(or at least at the moment)

Someone likes my blue nails..

LOL

Cute right??

I know it's boring, but I was real bored while doing my treatment at Marie France.
Yes I went there to lose weight, so?

Guess where is this place??

2010-08-01T14:16:00.000+08:00

English-Victorian feel??

Guess where am I?

I wish I could kill these people now

2010-07-27T11:42:00.006+08:00

Foshan Dog Abused, Eyes Gouged Out, Genitals Cut Off

From KDS, Sogou, and Tianya:
I don’t know if everyone knows or not, but [there is] a little dog in Foshan [Guangdong province] named Xixi. This is a poor doggy. I just saw its news, and my tears have never so easily come before, but seeing the photos of the abuse it had suffered, I cried, bawled… Xixi’s two eyes were gouged out, even its genitals were cut off, and its body was covered with holes…yet Xixi still tenaciously supported its own hurt body, roaming around the neighborhood. The surrounding people did not dare approach it, because Xixi’s appearance is very frightening. Only until a volunteer appeared was Xixi rescued. According to the rescue group, when Xixi was being taken to for medical treatment, it desperately bit at the rope that tied him, because Xixi was afraid of being hurt again. This alone is enough to prove how strong Xixi’s will to live is. However, according to several doctors’ diagnosis, Xixi first suffered external injuries all over its body from human abuse, and then because of not being immediately treated, its wounds were infected and developed leukemia, causing white blood tumors in its body, and today Xixi’s wounds are beginning to quickly fester, its situation serious and unable to be controlled.

After careful observation by volunteers over a day and a night, it is very exerting and painful for Xixi to urinate and defecate, leading to a part of its intestines to be expelled~~ Apart from that, Xixi keeps going to dark corners. Those who have raised pets and have some experience all know that this is what dogs (and other animals) do when they know they are about to die and want to find a peaceful place to leave the world, and eventually Xixi chose to leave…

Too many, too many people have cried for Xixi…Xixi was a very good dog. What kind of person would abuse a dog? Be so inhuman? I can’t imagine what this beast looks like. So I hope to kick start everyone’s strength/power to find this murderer. Why are the fates of stray animals all like this? To provide some clues/leads, the rescuer said the incident happened in Foshan and that he always saw Xixi in Yajule Huayuan [probably a neighborhood]…so I hope everyone can help find the murderer…and here I also hope everyone can pray for Xixi, that the Xixi in heaven will be happy and blessed, and also hope that everyone can pay attention to the stray animals around them and give them some more love/care...
Source: China Smack

And if you think this is not extreme enough?
See the one below..

From KDS:

Kittens abused/mutilated to death, bodies laid before the mother

On the 11th within a Kunming Panlong District neighborhood, the four kittens of an adopted stray cat were abused to death. According to the family that adopted the stray cat, on the morning of the 11th when they heard the cat’s tragic cries, they rushed downstairs to discover this stray cat’s four kittens abused to death, and even placed in front of the mother cat. The kittens’ bodies were covered with bullet holes, with blood all over. One of the kittens had its neck tied with a rope and elongated, its chest cut open, heart exposed, while the other three kittens’ heads were stepped on. According to this journalist’s observation, the bullet holes on the kitten’s bodies were caused by a metal toy gun. It is reckoned that during the night of the 10th, someone used a toy gun to beat the kitten black and blue, so that it was unable to escape, before continuing to abuse/mutilate it to death, and intentionally put them beside the mother cat.
Source: China Smack

I wonder where is the heart of these people who are able to do this to such cute animals?
They may be dumb animals but they do not suffer less than us.
Oh my god... I am now soooooooooooooo depressed after reading this.
I will fast for them today...
For at least 20 hours, and hope God would able to help me achieve 30 hours without food for these babies... Amen!

Silly Jenn

2010-07-21T19:01:00.002+08:00

Why I wanna post my not-so-nice camera??

Simply because I am happy/excited/contented that I've fixed my camera. The other day while I was happily bling-ing my camera, I accidentally glued the on/off button. FML

Ended up I have to 'operate' the camera. Guess now I know about the 'organs' in my camera well. LOL

Long life camera!

Anyway still need another one as this is only good in taking foodie/object picture. If I wanna take pictures of scene or larger object or human being, I need a better camera. Who wanna sponsor??? =p

Deutsch? anyone?

2010-07-14T21:25:00.001+08:00

German is the hardest language in the world, or only to me?
Recently trying to learn German and somehow someone sent me this song. Love the video clip a lot. Worth sharing it here!

Am I being molested?

2010-07-14T20:05:00.003+08:00

Refer to Yu Kym's post today made me think of my 'experience' the other day...

For those who don't know Jenn well, she actually suffered from migraine, gastric, acid-reflux (heartburn) and to add on to her list recently - asthma (thanks for idiotic ex-boss - PUI!)

So about two weeks ago I woke up feeling like I have difficulty in breathing again. As usual I went to my family doctor, however seem like the clinic is closed due to renovation. Hence I have no choice but to go to work first and find the nearby clinic there -oh... bad decision!
I reached the clinic during lunch time but the funny nurses told me to come back after 4pm as they were 'busy'. Yeah right, chatting and laughing is a sign of being 'busy'.
Ok, having no choice I reluctantly returned to the clinic at 7pm after work. Not many people in the clinic though but I waited like about 45 minutes for my turn.

So after long waiting, I entered the room. It was kinda cold. I sit down and tell the doctor that I have problem in breathing, most probably due to asthma again. Then the doctor started to 'examine' me by putting his stethoscope on my chest, then he started to move the stethoscope around my boobs. WTF! I went to my family doctor so many times and he never put the stethoscope around my boobs area, solely chest, so why him??
But I think maybe every doctor has his own way? Who knows? So I just let him be. Then this funny doctor continue to 'examine' by asking me to turn around. This time he put his stethoscope behind me BUT his another hand on my waist. Erm... first time ever doctor put his hand on my waist, I mean for what? I have my own backbone to support my back, don't need his hairy hand!!!
Luckily it's only for a few seconds. Then when I turned back, he out of no where suddenly grabbed both of my hands and pretend 'to examine' them before getting the pulse. Weird max!!!!!

Later after the 'examination' he told me that he wants me to stay for the nebulizer treatment- no thanks! I know that I am not that worse that I need to undergo such treatment yet and I do not want him to touch me anymore. Just feel gross looking at that big, fat hairy man...
*oh my hairs stand everytime I think of him*

* if he looks like this maybe I wouldn't mind =p *

I just feel weird, really weird - on the way he 'treats or examines' me.Plus there isn't any female nurse by his side; as we know that in Malaysia it is a MUST whenever a doctor attends a female patient, a female nurse should be by his side.

I do not know how to describe my feeling at that time. I wasn't scare or sad, just angry, you know? All I want is to leave the room as soon as I can.
FML

*If you wanna know who is this doctor, 'miao' me ok?

* Aren't doctor should be someone who's kind and fatherly? *

Sigh... poor Jenn~

I caught myself smiling...again!

2010-07-10T23:46:00.010+08:00

Wonder if you guys still remember my post about XiaXue's love story, where I really envy about her story? Like having someone who's willing to travel half the globe just for herself?

Well I wondered if God really hears me? If he thinks that I am a good girl, so he answers my prayers??

Maybe my story won't be as romantic as others, but it is much more sweeter than honey to me =)
Sometimes I caught myself smiling, or should I say I smiled 24/7 now as I think of him 24/7 and I just feel like I wanna stick to him 24/7. Sounds crazy?
Guess people around me think that I am either an idiot or a perverted girl watching porn in silent as I keep on smiling while I am writing this post, and I am writing this in Mc Donald's. LOL!

Or maybe I am just 'in love' with my cute little netbook? It's cute right?

- Ok, I'm kidding, not my netbook, but 'someone' in the netbook -

Knowing that there's someone out there (although he is now at the other side of the world) cares about yourself is something really sweet.
Knowing that there's someone out there miss you whenever you wake up in the morning makes my day full of sunshine! (although it may raining like cats and dogs outside)
Knowing that there's someone out there will travel all 18 hours just for myself, makes my heart feels so warm (or maybe it already melts?)

I don't know. I know that this post takes the longest time ever for me to compose yet the most uninteresting and unorganized post ever because I knew that he likes privacy a lot. I respect him..

Still I wanna tease you, 'pink elephant'!

Ok... the game started... I stop here.
Will continue blogging tomorrow....
Maybe with pictures of my 'pink elephant' *wink!

** Actually I planned to remove this post, but my pink elephant seems to like it. So, I left it on..

F*ck Paul, the idiotic Octopus!

2010-07-09T02:31:00.002+08:00

F*ck Paul, the idiotic Octopus!
Yeah, I am talking about this

Paul, the German octopus that predicted every German World Cup match so far has picked Spain to win the upcoming semi-final.

This German octopus is stunning soccer fans around the world with his remarkable ability to predict the outcome of German World Cup games. Paul, a mollusk in Oberhausen, has correctly picked the result of all three German games so far. Most recently, the savvy octopus foresaw that Germany would edge Ghana to advance to the tournament’s knockout stage, according to Sky News.

I know that I have Spain winning the World Cup in my pool so let’s hope that Paul is right again!
Source: The Final Third

Well, not every girls hate football. Not every girls think that football is something that made 22 idiots running around in a huge field for a ball for 90 minutes. Girls do like football too. And of course girls do watch World Cup too! So, I like football a lot. However I am only into world cup and watch it once every four years. Ok, I do admit the reason why I like football is because of David Beckham when he was still playing for World Cup and it started way back in 2002. So of course I support the England team!

Oh my god! He's HOTTTTTTT!!!

I am willing to die in order to swap my place with Victoria Beckham!

Although he is 'older' now but I think European guys look hotter as they grow older...
Don't you think so?

But why I hate the octopus now?

Easy. After sobbing for England lost two weeks ago, someone made me fall for the German team. I watch some of the previous matches that the Germany played in and I was really impressed by the way they play. And the best I like is their goalkeeper; Manuel Neuer! He is so great!! He can catch a ball with his huge, strong hands and everytime the opponent tries to make a goal, he will just catch the ball and hug it tight just like how he hugs his lover! LOL
And almost forget to mention, he is real cute too... *wink wink*
Maybe he is the main reason why I fall for the German team?
Check him out...

6ft 4in hunk

Only at the age of 24!Oh my god!
He's hot!

He may not be as hot as Beckham but he is my new favourite now and also ONE of the reason why I so into ~~Germany~~ World Cup now!

Ok maybe I need to stop praising him, someone's getting jealous over here. *hint hint*

Although they lose to Spain yesterday but I still like the team. Perhaps those youngsters were too nervous or they were just being too suspicious? I mean the stupid Paul (the idiotic octopus) ruined their spirits??

P/s - now I know that Germans are suspicious too. (As one of my colleagues who is also a German told me that Germany may lose yesterday as he believed what the octopus said)

Anyway for revenge, I am going to have tako (octopus in Japanese) for my lunch, dinner and maybe breakfast for at least one month! *ggrrrrrr*

Getting emotional recently (as usual....)

2010-07-01T00:28:00.003+08:00

Really love his new look and love his this new song.
Somehow I think this song really suits my feeling now. Reason being... secret!
*wow first time I be secretive*

I've been sitting here staring at the clock on the wall
And I've been laying here praying, praying he won't call
It's just another call from home
And you'll get it and be gone and I'll be crying

And I'll be begging you, baby, beg you not to leave
But I'll be left here waiting
With my Heart on my sleeve
Oh, for the next time we'll be here
Seems like a million years, I think I'm dying

What do I have to do to make you see
He can't love you like me?

Why don't you stay, I'm down on my knees
I'm so tired of being lonely
Don't I give you what you need
When he calls you to go
There is one thing you should know
We don't have to live this way
Baby, why don't you stay

You keep telling me baby, there'll come a time,
When you will leave his arms and forever be in mine,
But I don't think that's the truth,
And I don't like being used,
And i'm tired of waiting.

It's too much pain, to have to bare,
To love a girl you have to share.

Why don't you stay, I'm down on my knees
I'm so tired of being lonely
Don't I give you what you need
When he calls you to go
There is one thing you should know
We don't have to live this way
Baby, why don't you stay

I can't take it any longer
But my will is getting stronger
And I think I know just what I have to do
I can't waste another minute
After all that I've put in it
I've given you my best
Why does he get the best of you
So next time you find
You wanna leave his bed for mine

Why don't you stay, I'm up of my knees
I'm so tired of being lonely
You cant give me what I need
When he begs you not to go
There is one thing you should know
I don't have to live this way
Baby, why don't you stay

Baby, why don't you stay

How not to fall in love, again?

2010-06-27T03:05:00.005+08:00

It's been 3am and I have trouble to type with my super long nails, but still I guess I want to continue...because I just won't fall asleep if I don't scribble down my feelings tonight.

Have you ever feel this, stopping yourself from falling in love with a guy?
Well I never have such feeling before but I think I do now.

From all the things that I've ~~whined and complained about~~ gone through, I know that I would not want to involved in any relationship at the moment. I love being a single and enjoying it. It's irritating when the someone, someone keeps on telling to get a man. F**K OFF!! Guess he knows who I mean (well only he read and stumbled on this post)

Recently there is a really sweet guy around, and not going to tell more about him as I do not want people or himself knows who I mean. I do not know much about him, but the feeling when I spend my time with him is indescribable. Simply amazing!
I really love to have more time with him however I am really afraid that I may fall for him, from within. Hence I guess we should keep a distance at the moment. '
Maybe I should find him some pretty chicks to keep him company? LOL

I don't know but can someone actually tell me how to NOT fall for a guy?

Sausage or 'lap cheong'??

2010-06-21T23:57:00.000+08:00

This post is dedicated to Saucy Bxxxx

Which one?
Sausage or 'lap cheong'????
Well for those non-chinese who don't know what 'lap cheong' is, let me explain. Lap Cheong is Chinese preserved sausage, similar to sausage but definitely have different taste and texture. It is actually preserved through the method of drying it under the sun, but I think they use machine now. Well, everything go high-tech now.
And for sausages... Nah, you know them. Or click here, I ask my friend, wikipedia to explain.

sausage

lap cheong

Ok since you know that I am not-that-innocent, for sure I won't be talking about what do I prefer to put on my dish for dinner tonight. I am talking about another type of 'sausages', you-know-what-I-mean, and don't pretend to be innocent.

So girls, what type do you like?
In my case I can tell you I prefer sausages (reads Caucasian) compare to lap cheong, the preserved sausages. Not because of the size, or what, but because of the sausage 'himself'.

As we know sausages are normally being stored in fridge or we freeze them at -18C or even lower, but whenever we cook them, they are soft, tender and we feel the satisfaction in our mouth. And we can have it all alone as a meal, think the German sausages that you eat at the German restaurants, aren't they delicious?

And normally sausages are more gentleman and they respect lady a lot. I know I may hear you out there calling me 'sarong party girl', well I don't care, maybe I am. But I am not getting near those sausages just because they are rich or their looks, but because I always adore the sausages' personality more than ever. Someone told me sausages are well accepted in Asian countries like Malaysia, Singapore or etc but they are actually a loser in their country. Well I have to say it depends on individual. But minus all these losers, there are still a lot of them remained. I just love their attitude of 'work hard, play hard'. And do you think, lap cheong is not a loser in his country too?

Come, let's see the preserved sausages, ever wonder why they always come in two?
Easy! One will never be enough to satisfy you!
These lap cheongs are dried and even worse they come in a layer of edible sausage wax paper (I think so.) You can have them directly or peel off the layer of wax only to reveal an ugly looking 'tiny' sausage inside, sigh...

I dated a few Chinese men before and they are all SUCKS!
They are perverts and all they want is just sex, or they want you to be their girlfriends (also read sex). I mean can't we only be friends?

There's one experience of mine, I dated this guy (my worst date ever) for a few times. And on the fourth time I think he told me he will never see me again as I do not agree to be with him, I was like WTF!
Compare to those white guys that I dated, they are all cool and be gentleman to me even if I tell them I just want to be friends with them. They will never ever attempt to do funny things like, you-know-what-I-mean.

Ok, ok, I know you want to hear the hamsap one right?
Let me tell you. I do not like lap cheong because they are short and thin, but believe me not all are short, I knew one who has really long, thick one (he knows who I mean)
I guess you guys will know who he is too because I never do ONS with local Chinese guys before, reason being, I do not want all the hassle after that. So I only do that with my ex-bfs.

And one of the biggest turn-off about lap cheong is they will come to you, rarely got foreplay, 'nyeh nyeh lai' stuck that thing into you and bounce. Is like in, out, shoot and go. Then you left there with the big rolling eyes asking for another round, he will be either fall asleep or tell you 'no more' , well they can never be the 'superman' again for next round. Sigh...

I have to admit that I may do ONS with sausages once a while but I am not those ladies that never see a Caucasian before and become super desperate when see them, bear in mind my last bf is a British ok!

But I love it as they are really gentleman and they always think of you before them. They will please you before themselves! Plus I just love their stamina, they always made me cum so many times.. *embarrassed*
They will also willing to spend time to 'play with you' before hand, I just love that..
I always love foreplay more than sex itself, weird? Maybe I am..

And I always easily fall asleep after orgasm + drunk, so I have to say sorry to them that I fall asleep halfway, but well, they will still smile to you the next day and tell you that they had fun last night, although I know they don't =(

Ever wonder why one sausage in your hot dog is sufficient enough for a meal?

And why you need rice, eggs or other ingredients in your lap cheong rice?
Why not lap cheong itself?

Simple, one lap cheong will never satisfy you, or maybe only me..

*Lap cheong, please don't angry k?
I do love lap cheong a lot once, but you guys really hurt me a lot =(
But not all lap cheong are bad, they are gems out there too but you may just need some time to dig them out.

Around the world in 2 years?

2010-05-19T16:34:00.004+08:00

I am rotting soon at home...

Why?
Easy... I am jobless... Doing nothing yet my mum told me not to do anything. WTF!
I mean do you know how pitiful to sit at home everyday?
Hey! Not everyone is as free as me, you think easy to find people keep you company??
Well now I am thinking what I should do in my life.. (LOL)

I am thinking if I should take a 2-year break and travel all around the world???
Well I am still young *ahem*
Taking 2 years break then come back and continue working, or see what I want is also not a bad idea right?
For your info, I am taking a manicure course now, thanks to mummy's nagging. Ok, I do admit I am a manicure freak as well. So once I graduated, I will fly!
Hmmm... maybe my first stop would be CANADA! CCK aka Ayu, you hear me???
I say CANADA!! I repeat CANADA... Haha 'mum mum' and accommodation on you. Shopping also on you lalala

Or maybe I will go UK.. *hint hint hint* to someone someone

or... maybe New Zealand since everyone keeps on telling me how beautiful it is?

Well, I was thinking of going dead far, then slowly travel back through one country after another. I am afraid 2 years maybe not enough as I have too many places that I want to go such as Egypt (although Stefan said is not nice, but I am stubborn), Germany (visit Stefan & family?), Canada (visit CCK), UK (visit *ahem ahem* and cousins), Australia (visit Hyun), Hong Kong, Taiwan, China, Italy (visit Gio), France (again?), Holland (since grandma said it is the best), US (to visit the naughty one in Texas? LOL jk), Indonesia (visit naughty Ingrid), Japan (visit Eixx?) and ... well too many to be listed here..

I can't wait for that day to come...
At least let me finish my course first, then settle everything here (too many documentation and bla bla bla) then I can go!
The world, here I come!

Pictures of my very first photo shooting...

2010-05-14T17:39:00.000+08:00

The other day I got an invitation to photo shooting, again.
Why I say again when I have never been to one??

I've never went for a proper photo shooting before (those that we taken at those beauty kiosk or indoor don't count ok?) What I mean by proper photo shooting is the one that taken by the professional photographers for their profile or other commercial use. So the other day I got a call from this guy (name would not be reveal to protect that pervert's identity)
The conversation should be something like this...

Pervert: Hey Jen! Are you free on this weekend or next weekend??
Me: Next week should be free. Why?
Pervert: Can you do me a favor?? Be my model for my photo shooting session, I need a model.
Me: Me??? Why me??? I don't have experience wor
Pervert: Is ok dear. I need a girl or two as I am going to do something that I never do before.
Trying out new styles that differ from my own.
Me: New style??
(Inside my heart: What style? I don't even know what styles you are doing now)
Pervert: Oh! I am actually looking for someone who's sexy as I want to take some photos that
shout 'sexy'
Me: Then you should go and find some pretty girls who have hot body, not me ok. I look
ugly in sexy clothes.
(Sexy your hell la! Me like a pig, how can you expect a pig to be sexy?)
Pervert: No! You don't need to wear sexy clothes
Me: Don't wear sexy clothes how to be sexy? Haiya, you go find other people la
Pervert: I want you to be in lingerie, lying on the bed or in the bath tub kind of style, you know
what I mean?
Me: Yes, but I am not interested
(Of course I know what you mean pervert! WTF! Feel like armbar you now!)
**Planning to hang up the phone**
Pervert: Why??
Don't you want to leave some photos of yourself while you are still young and beautiful?
Me: No ler... I am not beautiful and I am old d...
(Inside my heart: you think I am stupid ar??? 'sei kam yu lou')
***feel like triangle him too!***
Pervert: Please... I really need a model. So when you free??
So you prefer to wear lingerie or go nude???
You want to do it at the hotel or my house?
Me: (wa sei, since when I say I want? Do it at your house or hotel? Like having sex only*
Err.... dude I think no la. I am really not interested plus my bf (suddenly I got bf pulak
haha) does not like me taking such photo lar..
** I am starting to curse myself. Why do I pick up the phone???**
Pervert: You got bf meh?
Me: Got...
*Don't have also have to say got right??*
Pervert: Ei your bf very conservative la. Don't bring him along during that day ok?
Me: XXX, I mean I am not interested to take such photo ler.. Sorry la. Can't help you.
(I wonder if he has ears?? I say NO!)
Pervert: Why you so not open-minded one?
Me: (I don't care, you call me idiot or so, but I just hang up his call)

Then he did try to call me a few times but I just ignore the call.
Hey you think what?
Open minded means can simply take nude pics everywhere ar???

And why did I say 'again' at the beginning of this post?
Cos this is not the first time I encounter with such perverts. Wei, you think what?
Just because I am open-minded and able to talk about sex opening, is that means I will go and f*ck around?? Please!
I don't mind talking about sex and relationship but I 'DO MIND' taking such sexy, lingerie or nude pictures. And I do not go sleep around. I take good care of myself, very well.
So pervert, f*ck off!

Sorry everyone for keep on complaining and rude in this post, but I am just angry and wanted to voice out!

Japanese women vs. Chinese women

2010-05-09T05:23:00.002+08:00

Found this online. I guess worth sharing...
A little mean, but makes some good points!

1.
Japanese women often teach their children to bravely fight the forces of evil, and even if they lose, it is still infinitely glorious, the highest honor.
Chinese women often teach their children that when they encounter the forces of evil they must be good at hiding/running away/avoiding. They say that God will punish them [the forces of evil].

2.
Japanese women believe Japan is the world’s greatest country.
Chinese women usually believe that the moon may be rounder abroad ["the grass is greener"].

3.
Japanese women usually believe marrying foreigners is a kind of disgrace.

Chinese women usually feel that marrying foreigners is a kind of infinite glory.

4.
Japanese women are normally lady-like, but dirty in bed.
Many Chinese women are lady-like in bed, but dirty out of bed.

5.
Most Japanese women abide by the rules of a woman, supporting her husband, raising her children, dutifully.
China is the world’s number one country for one-night stands and extramarital affairs.

6.
Japanese women are almost all very filial, seeing their mother-in-law as their own mother.
Most Chinese women are all too eager for their mother-in-law to quickly die.

7.
Japanese wives treat their husbands with encouragement and concern. Returning home late at night exhausted at the end of a day, the wife will say “you’ve had a tough day.”
Chinese wives treat their husbands with complaints and scolding. Returning home late at night exhausted at the end of a day, the wife will roar “where the hell did you go this time?”

8.
Most young Japanese girls will find a man who is around their age to marry, and make a life with him together
Young Chinese girls always find a wealthy “old” man, and don’t mind even being his Nth mistress/wife.

9.
Japanese mothers teach their daughters to look after their husbands, and diligently be filial to her parents-in-law.
Chinese mothers teach their daughters that they must keep firm control of all the man’s assets.

10.
Japanese women can tolerate men without money [poor men], but definitely cannot tolerate cowardly and weak men.
Chinese women can tolerate cowardly and weak men, but definitely cannot tolerate men without money.

11.
Japanese women see manly men as the most charming men.
Chinese women see manly men as male chauvinists.

12.

Most Japanese women are very lenient towards men’s infidelity.

Most Chinese women are very lenient towards their own infidelity.

13.
Japanese women almost never say bad things about Japanese men in public or in the media.
Chinese women always loudly curse and mock Chinese men on various media.

14.
The first words of Japanese women on their wedding night is: “If I do not look after/service you well tonight, please be forgiving.”
The first words of Chinese women on their wedding night is: “Hurry and see how much money was received today.”

Quite true, aren't they?
Do you think why men want Japanese to be their wives now??

I need a hug

2010-05-02T03:16:00.003+08:00

In this busy world, everything seems to be going real fast and everyone speed up his/her path in order to keep himself/herself up with this fast moving world. But I wonder have anyone actually slow down or perhaps stop to think about what are they actually chasing for?

One day after a busy day, I sit down and ask myself. What do I actually want in my life?
That designer's bag?
A successful career?
Or to have my fairytale comes true??
Actually I don't have the answer myself during that moment.
I feel that all of us keep on focusing on our goal and we keep on rushing to our destination and forgot to slow down our pace and have a look on how's our journey go.
You know, sometimes we need to slow down and look around us. Look at the people around us. Look at them and perhaps you already feel happy without the need to reach your goal. The people that love you and support you in no matter what, yes, they are part of your journey. Sometimes your journey worth more than your destination. Imagine, you are already at your destination, so what else you want?
Perhaps you will feel lost at that time because you do not know what else you want. You'll be lost, lost of directions, do not know where else to go...

But then people are not robot, we have feelings.
And today I have the feeling of being lost. It's not because all my goals have been achieved as I have not reach my goal yet. But I just feel lonely today. Yes, I do have many people around me, making me happy. Whenever I am sad, all of you guys (yes, including you the one who's reading this) would definitely try your best to cheer me up. Thanks a lot. You guys meant a lot to me, but I just feel lost and lonely.

Had a nightmare. I was all alone in a dark corner, I can see nothing except darkness. I was once blind, yes, blind due to infections in both of my eyes. I was blind-folded and even if I open my eyes, I see nothing. During that time I feel scare but there was a guy who's always by my side. He is my blind-stick as he would lead me to everywhere, feed me every meal, tell me every stories and I do not feel lonely. But today, even after I wake up I can see things, but I still feel lonely. No, it's not that I still think of him or what, I've moved on. But I just feel that there's something empty, I wonder when would his place being replaced by someone who's even better?
I don't know...
At this moment, I just feel like I need a hug, a real one.....

I have FAKE boobs

2010-04-25T01:09:00.006+08:00

Dear all hamsap diary readers,

There are a few questions that I want to ask you guys and please answer them honestly.

Have you ever read my blog while you are eating?
Have you ever vomit after reading my blog?
Do you feel disgusted after reading my posts?

If you answer yes to one of the questions above, then I have nothing to say. Ops.. One more question, have you guys ever see my BOOBS in this hamsap diary???

If no, then what the hell are these ladies go bitching around and tell others that my boobs look fake? OMG! Since when I expose my boobs online? And since when my boobs look fake? It's not like I have 36DD or so, then why my boobs look fake? Ok, I am not here to discuss about my boobs size today but about me being 'bitched' or 'slapped' at Slap Me Why Don't You.

A super duper free ah-lian, I considered her as ah lian as I don't know who she is but definitely a chick instead of dude. She posted a rant as below:

I love Porn

I recently came across this blogshop/blog selling pre-loved stuff with the weirdest name ever. It's basically the owner's name followed by the word "HAMSAP DIARY". For the some of you who don't know what hamsap is.. it basically meant EROTICA (I got it from her blog).

I also noticed that her email has the word "KINKY" in it. Curious, I went to click about her site and worst still, in her ABOUT THIS BLOG column .. she publicly declared her love for pornography and how she'd exchange them with her guy friends. She refer to herself as ******* the hamsap girl.

How inappropriate is that? I understand that it is partly a personal blog but please ... can you create another for selling stuff?

I feel so disgusted.

My god! Look at the title of the rant; I love porn. So does she really love porn?
If yes, then why she is so busy body about my blog? Or is she jealous of my blog? LOL
Actually I do not mind if she post anything about my blog. I mean comments should come in good and bad, and I cannot control anyone's mouth right? But if you really wanna bitch about something also make sure it is correct, don't simply like someone who always like to pretend he is very smart and know everyone in this world. (Wonder he knows who I mean??^^)

See! She said my email address got the word "KINKY" in it! What she thinks? I am Joyce from KINKY BLUE FAIRY ar?? She does have the word 'kinky' in her blog name but does that mean she is really kinky???
Ok back to my case.
My email address is always jenniferchaify@gmail.com or I do have the word "KINKI" in my MSN address but that "KINKI" is meant to be my Japanese name, a name given by my sense since I was 16 (during my nihon class)

Selling clothes in my diary is creepy meh??
Then why I didn't see any scene of people selling clothes in horror movie???

And here comes the best part!

SINCE WHEN I SHOW OFF MY BOOBS???????

Anyway I am happy to see some people who stand up for me!

But I pity him/her who stand up for me as those people there accused her as me, the blog owner and pretend to be someone else to stand up for myself.
Wei lar! You think I got that cheapo meh??
If really want to stand up, I would go and use real name. First I never show off my boobs, second I never do anything inappropriate in my blog. And third, since when I put porn on my blog leh? True, I always post hamsap stuffs up here, but most of them are meant for humor only. Nothing much. Sigh, thought only celebrities would be haunt by all these made-up stories. Luckily he/she does not say I am pregnant because I am fatter these days... Sigh

Anyway I do wanna take my opportunity here to thank to him/her who posted this rant as my blog traffic hits more than 1000 on that day itself and of course the traffic still kind of maintaining these few days! LOL

Anyway, you may check out that post at SLAP ME WHY DONT YOU?

*Anyway, this post is just another post for all of you to laugh about. Although I am quite dulan with all the made-up stories, but really, I am not with that guy/girl. Anyway I do created another blog for my clothes as I worry you all feel "disgusted" LOL

Please Do Not XXXX

2010-04-23T18:34:00.001+08:00

Picture speaks a thousand words... Nuff said?

If I am Ip Man master, I would …

2010-04-14T21:25:00.004+08:00

If I am Ip Man master, I would go everywhere to 'cari gaduh' with some world champions to up-level myself.... Starting from my 'si gong' (my master's master) haha...

Ready... Go!

Hek Hok

grrrr...

Wa cha!

Since I cannot win you, I would press you flat using my 1456787654 kg body
wahahaha

Did you guys see my hand??

No?

Try to see again!

Look at my hand!

What's that call??

It's called the "no shadow fist" after Wong Fei Hung's "no shadow kick"

See lar... I so famous that Kenu keeps on snapping picture of me

SHIT! I paid too much attention to those cameras around me. Si gong then turned me around..
Me laid flat on the floor...
Pity pity

~~Since I am hamsap, I would use "nut grinder"~~
In order to win, I would use any move including the illegal one...
Hehehe...see where's my feet?

But then my sifu, Escobar said we can use anyway as long as the judges didn't see
hohoho

You really don't trust he is my si gong just because ~~he is more handsome than my sifu???~~ he looks young?

He is truly my sifu's sifu la
Don't believe you go Google for Leo Vieira now!

**If you want to know, this handsome guy is Leo Vieira (one of the world champion for Brazilian Jiu-jitsu)
See I really fight ok?
Wachaa!

So give me the prizes now, otherwise I may go wachaa at the Nuffnang office.. (Just Kidding)

Okay, since all the prizes are mine now, you guys have no more chance to get them from Nuffnang. Nah.. go get from here instead.

www.gsc-eonbankcard.com

My baby is Edison Chen!

2010-04-14T16:26:00.002+08:00

No kidding! I mean it! Edison Chen..

Nah! Forgot all the scandals!
Focus on him!
And his smile!

So what you get??
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Still don't get it??
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His signature smile la!

Now, don't you think my Bobby looks like him?

Nah... Just some joke to make you guys laugh..

No laugh??

Ok! I admit I am lame...
=(